A(n)nals of Online Dating

Asian beauty, Mmmm… 

Please dont read to much into my profile. Its on the naughty side, But I am really very nice and very RESPECTFUL. :) 

I would love a chance to talk and hopefully take you out. Even if its just dinner, and something fun. I am older, but I mainly date 21-30 I really hope we can chat. :) And Please keep an OPEN MIND. 


Please think about it, I might be older. But I know how to have a good time :)

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+6 for starting right out with the Asian fetish. Definitely a good move. Asian girls definitely read that and are like, “This is a high-quality white man for sure. I hope we can eat some sushi together and he can tell me about his extensive travels in Asia. I’ll bet he understands that I am a subservient sweet Oriental flower, and he is also probably super into Japanese fetish porn, which are qualities I enjoy and look for in a mate.”

+4 for following up with “I am really very nice and RESPECTFUL.” Obviously. You especially respect the fact that she’ll definitely be your adorable little Geisha, right? Mmmmm.

+5 for “don’t read too much into my carefully cultivated online dating profile, which I wrote myself, and which everyone realizes is me putting my best face forward to potential mates.”

+4 for being “older” but only dating women who are 21-30. Clearly a very mature, normal man who has no problem with women who are experienced and self-assured and self-sufficient, and who is definitely not looking for any romantic power differentials, and who you definitely want to date.

+2 for “Please keep an OPEN MIND.” Universal rule: If someone requests that you keep an all-caps OPEN MIND, it is time to jet.

+2 for so many smileys. I thought you were “older”? Quit writing like Paris Hilton.

TOTAL POINTS: 23.